This post was inspired by the amazing iPhone parody by Jackfilms, go check it out.
Also I hope you enjoy this new series
So, yesterday, apple announced the one thousand dollar emoji machine. I was very excited about the one thousand dollar emoji machine, and rightfully so, because it’s a one thousand dollar emoji machine. Now, if you don’t know what I’m talking about, the one thousand dollar emoji machine is the new apple product which lets you make your own Augmented Reality Emojis. So, I’m here to review the product. Unfortunately, there is a limited amount of AR emojis you can make with the thousand dollar emoji machine, which is sad, because I’ve always wanted to make my own AR plane emoji. This is honestly a very sad day for plane lovers like me. I mean, what does apple have against planes? This is honestly a very offensive ignorance of plane culture. But on the other hand, it does have loads of emojis. But still, apple, how could you misrepresent planes like this. You had the power to give plane lovers a voice, and you took it away from what would be an otherwise perfect one thousand dollar emoji machine. This isn’t what Steve Jobs would have wanted. He would have wanted equal rights for all emojis. So, yeah, the thousand dollar emoji machine is giving me mixed feelings. Still can’t get over those plane emojis though. Typical of apple to ruin a product with something like this. So many innocent planes will be forgotten because of this.
Also, forgot to say, it’s a phone as well, but who cares about that.
Rating: ✈️ ✈️ out of ✈️ ✈️ ✈️ ✈️✈️