Thought experiment #1: Strange Music

So, last night the thought occurred to me that it would be really hard to do something crazy at a music concert, since almost everything is accepted. And so, I had this idea:

You would play the entirety of Led Zeppelin 4 on a ukulele in the style of drum and bass wearing a takewondo uniform. You would be backed by a legion of 21 professional bongo players wearing robes of the Shaolin monks of ancient China. Then halfway through the concert, you would read the entire biography of Charles Dickens backwards in Korean as the bongo players sang a 10 hour rendition of ‘Beep Beep I’m a sheep’.

And then I realised that I had lost my sanity.

The end.


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