My original fidget spinner conspiracy theory.


Well, well. This is a response to all of the stupid videos up on YouTube. So um…

Look. when you take the bearings of fidget spinners, you get a triangle. Eh?! EH?

And no, I’m not talking about stupid Illuminati. Look at the back of the dollar bill.

What’s on the left?

A pyramid.

And what’s a pyramid made of?


And what does the eye represent?

The all seeing, all knowing eye of capitalism.

And you know people say fidget spinners are hypnotic and suck you in.






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