My original fidget spinner conspiracy theory.

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe.

Well, well. This is a response to all of the stupid videos up on YouTube. So um…

Look. when you take the bearings of fidget spinners, you get a triangle. Eh?! EH?


And no, I’m not talking about stupid Illuminati. Look at the back of the dollar bill.


What’s on the left?

A pyramid.

And what’s a pyramid made of?

Triangles.

And what does the eye represent?

The all seeing, all knowing eye of capitalism.

And you know people say fidget spinners are hypnotic and suck you in.

So.

Is.

Capitalism.

Hehe.

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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